Penguins laughing?

And I'm pretty sure that last noise was a swear word...

Splat!

Just Do It.

The Choice

The Choice in this year's elections. Stay in the Modern Age? Or go back to the Gilded Age?

This is in the obvious once it's pointed out category.

Income inequality is visible from space.

Thank Dog!

I thought the GOP was actually running him for OUR President! What a relief!

The GOP Dream Begins.

Is there any doubt this is their national goal?

Dusty in here...

What commitment!

Handyman...

So, I am no longer working for anyone else. Trying the handyman thing. Right now I'm renovating a bathroom... we'll see how it goes. I'm just glad I'm handy and have some tools.

I love stories like this!

Awesome Lady!

Sounds good Joe!

More of this please...
http://cnn.com/video/?/video/politics/2012/04/12/sot-biden-buffett-rule-remarks.cnn

Science biatchez!

After what I'm sure was in-depth study and rigorous research, ExxonMobil has come to the astonishing conclusion that gasoline is the best fuel choice for cars.
See for yourself.

Not that anyone ever comes here...

but if you do, you REALLY should go HERE. Retronaut.

5 minutes of smiles...

I'm pretty sure it's staged, but still... :-)

And you thoughts cats were lazy...

they were just resting up...

I would have gone to this! :-)

A Life Sized Starship Enterprise? Heck ya!

How can this guy keep his job?

John Derbyshire, Respected Right Wing Columnist.

Tipsy pot.

Might as well learn how to make one for under a buck...

How to Make A Tipsy Pot. by Yours Truly. Even cooler than a bow-tie!

Well, this explains a lot..

http://www.buzzpatrol.com/loving-yourself-the-key-to-landing-your-dream-job/

Between this and The Dunning-Kruger Effect my career is now fully explained.

Maybe I'm twisted but I think this is hilarious. Love the Bloggess.

Her book ad. 100% pure, triple distilled awesome.

This site will kill a few minutes:

Love it, kind of like Shorpy's but snarkier.
Retronaut

I guess Fox News was right after all...

Half right anyway:

He's an alien, just not Kenyan. Vulcan does seem about right though...

So...

You say you want to do WHAT?
http://www.labnol.org/internet/101-useful-websites/18078/?sub=dp

Success!

Brakes stop and everything....

Before...

After...

Brakes...

So, later today or tomorrow I will be replacing the front brakes and rotors on a 2000 Saturn SL2. Wish me luck!

You don't say?

I may be a bit of a geek, but I found this interesting...
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/crux/2012/03/28/votes-and-vowels-a-changing-accent-shows-how-language-parallels-politics/

I guess Obama's 'Death Panels' are different somehow..

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/romney-preexisting-conditions-deny-coverage-

Sounds about right..

Arlen Specter squeeled on the teevee today, “Mitt Romney has changed positions more often than a pornographic movie queen?” via Wonkette. I didn't write the squeeled part, they did. Although that's probably accurate too.

Test

Just checking android blogging app. :-)

I for one don't...

particularly welcome our new robotic overlords...

Nope, no racism here...

Some of the people we happen to be dealing with... responses to The Hunger Games. I just don't get it. Via Jezebel. Seriously, WTF?

Not quite grasping the concept.... take 4,329.

http://www.calgaryherald.com/entertainment/Person+smuggles+painting+INTO+Glenbow+Museum/6352085/story.html

Person smuggles painting INTO Glenbow Museum

www.calgaryherald.com

It didn’t take long for security guards at the Glenbow Museum to notice it.

Yelling at clouds! Where's my onion?

It seems that when I was young, back in the days before Rock And Roll, I shoveled a LOT. The last ten or twenty winters I didn't even think were worth sledding in. I remember walking to Hospital Hill with snow above my boots every freaking day. Snow or cold on Halloween, March coming in like a lamb meant no snow storms. How can ANYONE in my age group, living in the Mid-West like I do refute global warming? Seriously???
Because they are fucking psychos, that's why.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/edwest/100141871/why-liberals-cant-understand-conservatives/
Oh, wait... someone who's thought process I can't understand. This is more like my version of life as we know it lately:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/mar/05/new-right-ayn-rand-marx
How can anyone (especially those claiming to be Christian) follow, and more importantly vote for, these people?

Happy Dance!

Bovine version...

I know this has been all over the place, but still, it's an amazing accomplishment. And there is life down there...
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/03/120325-james-cameron-mariana-trench-challenger-deep-deepest-science-sub/

An interesting viewpoint...

One of the Florida Representatives who wrote the "Stand Your Ground' law, in fact the prime sponsor, doesn't seem to think it applies to someone who actively pursues someone against police advice then shoots them in 'self-defense'... in fact he believes the only person involved in this altercation who would have been covered by this act was Trayvon Martin. Not really much of a surprise, to me at least.
http://www.npr.org/2012/03/26/149404276/op-ed-why-i-wrote-stand-your-ground-law

First and last time I'm guessing...